@carlyken: I hope the zombies start with people that talk to me when I'm obviously counting.
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@jenlaw_11: Mom I'm running away! No I don't need a jacket! Mom no I'm fine I don't need a jac- mom! No I don't need you to pick me up later mom! MOM!