@librarianfonz: I hope when the Incredible Hulk and Kool-Aid Man retire they'll open up a small demolition business together.
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@briangaar: If a restaurant can afford to advertise on national television, you should never eat there
@ZombieProblms: I bumped into a cute guy today. I clawed his face off. I should work on my people skills.
@WritePlay: *walking into our new house* ME: Whaddya say we christen our new home? HER: *giggling* OK *later, flinging holy water* ME: GET OUT GHOSTS