@TheTalkingPipe: I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable.
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@deardilettante: The only good thing about people who wear too much cologne is that they're easier to set on fire.
@BlindChow: *man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*
@Seanzkelly: Engineers: "okay, so we agree the space between the seat and the console will allow people to see what they dropped but never retrieve it"