@TheTalkingPipe: I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable.
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@BAKKOOONN: luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something
@FilthyRichmond: Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)
@PaulyPeligroso: Guys, if a girl just wants to "be friends," then borrow $100 from her and never pay her back. Like a "friend" would.
@MissBamantha: Grandpa Joe's all, I'm gonna just stay in bed for twenty years. Wait, a CHOCOLATE FACTORY? jkjk I can walk! He's my kinda people.