@TomSchally: I imagine Christmas morning at the Schrödinger house is quite stressful.
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@yassinovic89: What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
@lilgapeach32: Dear little baby Jesus, If I got what I deserved, it'd be bad. But my daddy deserves the best. Please send him a handsome son-in-law. Amen
@pro_failure: My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science.