@TomSchally: I imagine Christmas morning at the Schrödinger house is quite stressful.
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@PaperWash: cashier: whoa 58 boxes of Mac and Cheese, having a party tonight? me: Cashier: me: Cashier: me: sure
@kumailn: Donald Sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.
@peteholmes: train me. no. train me. okay. training montage. the big fight. i'm glad you trained me. i'm glad i trained you. #everyboxingmovie