@Thynebear: I imagine Hell is just a place where you watch a montage of people's hands you've shook that didn't wash them after they used the bathroom.
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@sumpeoplelikeit: Whoa there, pregnancy test. You just tell us yes or no and we'll decide if it's positive or negative.
@SteveSuckington: "Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?" -guy who invented ketchup packets
@LadyBombs: I'm good now. I pretended the vegetables I was chopping were actually people. It helped.