@MissNaughty1801: I imagine some people are like...: 'should I take the shower?...no...I'm taking the train today...'
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@titusbb: I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now when I don't even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago.
@philyuck: I just told my dog to "say hi" to another dog. And yes, I realize that's crazy; this chihuahua obviously only speaks Spanish.
@kelkulus: Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now.
@ArfMeasures: BOSS: Why aren't these documents attached together? ME: Sorry I couldn't find my...[suddenly forgets the word stapler]...desk crocodile