@MissNaughty1801: I imagine some people are like...: 'should I take the shower?...no...I'm taking the train today...'
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@genepompa: Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up
@Reverend_Scott: Son, it's ur 18th birthday, so I got u a brand new car... "OMG DAD. WOW-" ...dboard box. "But-" Pack up, ur moving out birthday boy.
@noneofyours99: Texts son - to come and hand me my drink 5 feet away God he's lazy, took him ten minutes to reply