@wendyraepearce: I just caught my husband smiling in his sleep. He's going to pay for that later.
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@Ygrene: [being murdered by neighbor] *I pretend not to see him so I don’t have to make small talk*
@lovemydogduck: 24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
@LambyMcSheeps: Sometimes you need a little distance to see things clearly, but other times it is obviously a bear and you should probably just run