@Mytwoscentz: I just fell flat on my face outside and made a reverse snow angel trying to get up
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@better_off_dad: 16: 'We should put a flat screen on the wall!' Wife: 'I really don't like mounting things.' Me: *mumbles 'No shit.' W: 'What was that??'
@albz: I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like "Ugh, tourists".
@sunexplode: Make a birthday wish for mutant lung power then blow away your cake, your party guests, your house, car, trees, etc.