@Mytwoscentz: I just fell flat on my face outside and made a reverse snow angel trying to get up
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@AnnaKei26: According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now
@Ristolable: ME: Sorry boss, I can't make it in today. Because of Ebola. BOSS: You have Ebola? ME: No but someone does and I am FREAKING THE HELL OUT
@GianDoh: (wine tasting) WOW THIS ONE TASTES LIKE WINE TOO. I'M LIKE 5 FOR 5 NOW. KEEP 'EM COMIN'!