@CruelMeiga: I just finished a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn't mine.
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@bobvulfov: NICK CANNON: hello and welcome to america's got talent HAWK: [hiding his talons behind his back] i misunderstood the title of this show
@lecalabara: You catch more flies with honey, even more with a dead body and way more with honey on a dead body.
@SteveKoehler22: Fiber Monday is a great idea... but is once a year often enough ? Oh....it's Cyber Monday ? Never mind.