@TheMichaelRock: I just found my old Nokia phone from 2003. It still has 87% battery life left.
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@JamieGreenlees: I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying
@MAB1013: Fair warning....if you talk while I am counting cups of flour for a recipe, I will stab you with the knife I'm using to level them off.
@kingstonstreet: The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword
@GodfreyElfwick: Mark my words, the amount of candles I'm gonna burn tonight is going to make ISIS think long and hard before doing any more terrorism.