@GaryJanetti: I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?
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@rolldiggity: 1. Hide babies all over house. 2. If a kid asks, "Where do babies come from?" laugh, "Where DON'T they come from!" and open every cabinet.
@juliussharpe: Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack.
@CherBear162: Medication for depression "may cause thoughts of suicide". If this were so for all meds then: Diet Pills..may cause ravenous hunger