@BareChesty: I just found out I passed my drug test.... Which means my dealer has some explaining to do.
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@FrogAvalanche: *live news report - You survived a fall of thousands of feet... - Yes. - Parachute failed? - Parachute? Haha. No. It was raining centipedes.