@BareChesty: I just found out I passed my drug test.... Which means my dealer has some explaining to do.
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@SteussieErica: As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life.
@TheThryll: CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north.
@Wakenbake77: if you come trick or treating at my house you will leave with less candy than what you had
@mommy_cusses: *Me, getting my arm bitten off during a zombie apocalypse* 5: *crying* Me: It's okay, son. 5: You said you were gonna get me a snack.