@littlekitnerboy: If there's one thing that Twitter has taught me its that all the weird kids in school eventually find each other.

@yonewt: Every member of my family is polite & courteous which I why our pantry has 17 boxes of cookies that contain exactly one remaining cookie

@Cryptic1iam: Female dragonflies will fake their own death if faced w/ unwanted attention from a male dragonfly. You can learn so much from nature

@Goofpoops: I like my coffee like I like my women. Not banging my friends.

@donni: Shout out to people who block me cuz it hurts their feelings I occasionally fav them without following. You can also just ask me to stop :/