If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!
@sarahbryant_: I just found this on someone's car....
I have no words
@AhmedAllabidy: Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife,
People won't fight when there's bubblewrap
@Rollinintheseat: I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious.
@misfarber: Poor helium. I like to imagine there's a shelium out there somewhere, waiting gaseously
@eliyudin: ME: So I... was never invisible?
JAIL DOCTOR: No. That's why you're in jail
@stewnami: They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent.