@corinnemlwsw: I just had my tubes tied, and now I'm........inconceivable.
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@kumailn: "I'll be a dentist. Then they'll love me." "We're terrified of dentists." "I'll kill a lion!" "It was a beloved lion with a name." "Dammit."
@Kyle1092: There's a police officer trying to get me to roll down my window. I'm calling the cops.
@Book_Krazy: Hub: Still mad? Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill H: To fetch a pail of water M: Jack fell down & died a violent death Hub: Ok, still mad