@corinnemlwsw: I just had my tubes tied, and now I'm........inconceivable.
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@QwertyJones3: If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible.
@VodkaDietSoda: The second I sense someone about to ask for a bite of what I'm eating, I immediately shove the whole damn thing in my mouth & look baffled.
@thatUPSdude: We are never going to defeat the Decepticons, they are too good. I mean Bumblebee can't even talk! ~Pessimist Prime.