@allforandrea: I just hit a Smart car and now it's my hood ornament.
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@theawkwardful: My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it.
@AGStr8upNinja: If I had the power to control people's minds like Professor Xavier I'd probably just make them get me snacks.
@EndhooS: "What are you doing here?" I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond