@allforandrea: I just hit a Smart car and now it's my hood ornament.
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@MiketheSourcer: Me: I love you. 5 yr: I love you too. Me: I love you more than you’ll ever love me. 5 yr: Okay
@heidi420x: if i could choose one super power right now it would be the ability to delete my number from other people's phones.