@allforandrea: I just hit a Smart car and now it's my hood ornament.
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@Reverend_Scott: Earth: "You're causing tidal waves!" Moon: "So?" Earth: "I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!" Moon: "Very funny."
@RidiculousSheri: In hindsight, naming my family portrait studio Let Me Shoot Your Kids, was probably not the best business decision.
@Eightinchgoat: Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air. Don't do dope, kids.
@ibid78: WHAT DO WE WANT? The ability to ask different questions WHAT DO WE WANT? See this is what we were talking about