@RobDenBleyker: I just hope the government doesn't have my Angry Birds scores. All in all they're pretty embarassing.
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@Vodkantots: I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year.
@gorrdano: If you're going to attack me in an @, you better be prepared to give me like three hours or so to think of a good comeback.
@delusionaliam: Turns out, pounding a wooden stake through a vampire's heart works even if a guy is not a vampire.