@Home_Halfway: I just learned Avicii is a singer and not Roman numerals for 1952.
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@ItsAndyRyan: Me: How long have we had that pillow? Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
@TEXASVETERAN: I just swallowed my record player's needle and nothing's happened to me, nothing's happened to me, nothing's happened to me, nothing's happe
@Blondiethegood: There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house.
@Reverend_Scott: God: You finish all 11 commandments? Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10.