@sixfootcandy: I just left a pregnancy test box in my brother's bathroom to mess with him and his new girlfriend.
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@Sassafrantz: teen son: 'cause the boyz n the hood are always hard /u come talkin that trash we'll pull your card mom: take out the trash & mow the yard.