@MrGeorgeWallace: I just love that new Pope smell.
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@yoyoha: there should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them
@hamspamtymaam: Instead of chasing after Taylor Swift, I'm just going to wait until she breaks up with everyone else so I'm all that's left.
@gruffybeard: Her: I need a living will. Me: *wiping blood off knife* I've got a dead Steve. Close enough?