@LindaInDisguise: I just opened a marketing email from Fitness magazine and my computer died laughing.
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@neiltyson: Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object — every time.
@owlcity: If I walk you home and kiss you goodnight, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this calling the cops crap.