@LindaInDisguise: I just opened a marketing email from Fitness magazine and my computer died laughing.
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@BuckyIsotope: My son just asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it's when your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.
@BigGucci_Idz: It's funny when guys say "treat your girl right or I will" lol if you could treat girls right then where is your girl?
@shawnries: Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode.