@LindaInDisguise: I just opened a marketing email from Fitness magazine and my computer died laughing.
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@Beerhaze: Neighbour mowed his lawn at 6am... Logic dictates that I should get drunk in the backyard tonight and try to learn to play the didgeridoo.
@TheMichaelRock: Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience.
@tealbluejay: Calm down penguins. You're just a flashy suit and a few body parts away from being a platypus.
@Sal0630: Sorry I pissed on the walls of your bathroom, but the flowery wall paper made me think I was outside.. Also you're out of Valium