@TheMichaelRock: I just plugged in a USB cord on the first try. My wife is in for a treat tonight.
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@EliseRose5: Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline.
@ImSarahobo: Me:Did you have a ruff day? Dog: Me:What? That was funny! Dog: Me:Do you not like puns? Dog: Me:I think I'm high. Dog:Did you smoke my weed?
@ericsshadow: Interview: "What's your greatest weakness?" *I look at my watch then lean in* How much time do you have?