@AGreaterMonster: I just ran for the train so I think I'm good on running for a couple years.
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@noogscorner: Maybe that neighbor without a Wi-Fi password isn't an idiot. Maybe he's generous. And an idiot.
@backporchlady: Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go.
@RoosterMustache: [enter password] mypulloutgame [password weak] All 8 of my kids: daddy why are u crying
@RocketRankoon: Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry.