@AGreaterMonster: I just ran for the train so I think I'm good on running for a couple years.
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@hipstermermaid: "My desires are... unconventional." "Show me." *opens door to a room full of memes*
@LuckoftheDraw86: *hands you baby* Here's your Christmas present I got it at the mall but it didn't come with a gift receipt & people may be looking for it.
@LionJenkins: Me: Doctor, it hurts when I go like this. Doctor: You're not doing anything. You're just sitting there being alive. Me: Exactly.