@AGreaterMonster: I just ran for the train so I think I'm good on running for a couple years.
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@Marlebean: I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.
@hasht4g: If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.
@TheRealRHB: Parenting Tip: Place fake present under tree with unruly child's name on it and when he misbehaves toss it into the burning fireplace
@david8hughes: Good cop: we found her body in the river Cop who doesn't want people knowing he can't swim: I was sick that day otherwise I'd have found it