@LoriLuvsShoes: I just saw a woman with a tremendous amount of make up and I was really tempted to use my finger and write "wash me" on her face
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@pinkmoon_33: 3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees.
@TheSadnesses: [elevator] “Wanna buy a spoon?” Huh, no, why? [elevator slowly fills with pudding] [opens briefcase filled with spoons] [sheepishly] Yes.
@dubstep4dads: i cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton
@imence2: I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad.