@JermHimselfish: I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house.
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@nbadag: [very obviously being hit on] hahaha ok well, see you around [4 days later, cutting open a cantaloupe] wait a second
@leechee420: A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn't know it was even possible to be this jealous.