@JermHimselfish: I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house.
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@WilliamAder: I stopped carrying my phone in my shirt pocket, because every time it vibrated my first thought was: Heart attack!
@BrainFumbles: How to get a woman: 1) find one who sells cars 2) take a test drive 3) just keep driving She's yours now, plus you have a new car.
@JasonLastname: I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [a Swarm of Bees requests to be your friend] um ok [a Swarm of Bees has invited you to event "Come Outside"] what tha