@uncle_fescue: I just saw my ex get hit by a snow plow but in all fairness I have never driven one of these before.
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@KentWGraham: My wife and I have different beliefs about death. I want to be cremated when I die, and she wants to cremate me now.
@Merman_Melville: I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog "The War Atrocity Babe"
@OBiiieeee: one time my dad walked in on me smoking an E cig and made me eat a whole pack of batteries
@weinerdog4life: Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it.