@uncle_fescue: I just saw my ex get hit by a snow plow but in all fairness I have never driven one of these before.
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@SodomyClown: I don't know what it means to "find your better half" but I hope my better half is a robot so that I can be half human half robot.
@UncleDuke1969: Me: Whatcha doing on the PC? Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT?!? D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
@NYC_Blonde: I thought all the men at my gym were being exceptionally nice for a Monday morning but turns out my workout pants are just see-through.
@sofarrsogud: CREATION OF THE WORLD DAY 1 ANGEL: I'm looking forward to watching this project evolve. *awkward silence GOD: We NEVER use that word here