@ShaeAaron: I just sent a text that says "we really need to talk" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today.
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@thepunningman: Interviewer: Under skills you put horse whisperer and able to see ghosts Me: Ask that horse if you don't believe me Interviewer: What horse?
@RawspberryJamb: "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours" - Inventors of boomerangs
@RorynotRoy: Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he'd gone deaf.