@Vodkantots: I just sighed so hard, I won't have to dust for 6 months.
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@Tbone7219: I threw up in a porta potty at a Winger concert back in 88' .... We did not have the internet back then so I'm telling you now.
@jake_lach: I don't punish the dog for eating my unattended food because I do the same thing to other people
@keeperoftheday: Girl: come over. Guy: I'm coming over. Girl: we should stop using walkie talkies in bed over.