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@Vodkantots: I just sighed so hard, I won't have to dust for 6 months.
@xysist: For once in my life, I'd just want to feel wanted; even if it means robbing a bank.
@NerishaLakha: My IQ score says I'm intelligent. My dating history disagrees.
@mrtruthandsoul: No thanks, ads to buy more followers; I get them the old-fashioned way: by telling them they're gonna die and I can save them.
@GlumGeorgeLucas: I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words.
Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, "I should have stuck to pod racing."
@MariyaAlexander: Make a horror film less scary by putting old timey words in the title, i.e. The Thingamabob, Jason Goes To Heck or The Hills Have Peepers.