@Vodkantots: I just sighed so hard, I won't have to dust for 6 months.
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@Tmoney68: All my scars & bruises tell a story. The story of a guy who falls down A LOT when he's drunk.
@PLATINUM2000: Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs.
@stockejock: Fool me once shame on you, Unless you're speaking Spanish, then that's eleven times and I probably deserved it.
@DecantAndPour: I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours.