@DeanB15: I just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu.
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@AndyShulk: When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough.
@JenniferVaz36: Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it