@ramenfuneral: I just swallowed a little hair color. I think I'm going to dye.
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@WGladstone: "She's got legs. She knows how to use them." "So she's ambulatory then?" "... I guess?" "And is that really all you're looking for?"
@brennadine: "How hard up for cash do you have to be to wear a chicken suit & wave at cars," I think, adjusting the beak protruding from my forehead
@Shingaboop: Boss: Are you high? Me: You and I both know that I don't make enough money to have a drug habit.