@KentWGraham: I just used one of those plastic grocery dividers to let my wife know exactly where the middle of the bed is.
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@boring_as_heck: I'll take "That's Not A Category" for $200, Alex. "That's not a category." Yes, that's right. "That's not a category." I chose that, yes.
@shegotagronk: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 53 times a day, you're an Instagram filter.
@SaraThomas84: I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB