@KentWGraham: I just used one of those plastic grocery dividers to let my wife know exactly where the middle of the bed is.
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@iwearaonesie: *makes sure kids are asleep* *walks out to car* *slowly unwraps candy bar* *hears knock on window* *puts head down* *hands it to them*
@LackOfShame: Women, when you say: "We should move into a better house." A man hears: "My plan is to force you to work till the day you die."
@Bob_Heller: My boss told me: "Dress for the job you want..." so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting.