@knot_eye: I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding, if you're looking for a life coach or whatever.
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@ramenfuneral: "how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode" - creator of zebras
@the_kizzle: if you meet an american who knows anything about the metric system, you have met a drug user.
@batkaren: I always date mathematicians. That way when they ask why I'm breaking up w/them I can say DO THE MATH JERRY. Oh yeah & I always date Jerries