@envydatropic: I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me
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@Mike_Bianchi: Gurl are you Quantum Mechanics 'cause you got 10 different interpretations of everything, none of which fully corresponds with reality.
@Betfairpoker: I had a fight once. "You should see the other guy!" I said. My wife agreed. She's been seeing him for years now, they're a lovely couple.
@warne888: When you're at someone's house? Normal people: "What a lovely house!" Me: "What's your wifi password?"