@envydatropic: I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me
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@Jenny4ashley: No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs.
@teenpuke: *cute person sends me a selfie* *tries 897285623895 times to take a cute selfie to send back to them*
@SequelsWeWant: Pet Cemetery 3: People get tired of resurrecting pets and relatives. Somebody buries dinosaur bones. Jurassic Park ensues.
@SumukhComedy: Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?