@TheKenyan_: I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time.
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@JoshDenny: Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?
@darth__mouth: hey teens ! if you think you're angry now, just wait until you have to spend your own money on toilet paper.