@mattZillaaaa: I just want to live in a world where stupid people don’t knock on a locked bathroom door shouting, “anyone in there?!”
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@bharatunnithan: [Going to Starbucks for the first time] *Ok be calm and ask for a Tall Latte as practised* [a little later] 'Hi can I have Lall Tatte?'
@Beatonm5: perfume should come with instructions like on medicine: Dab LIGHTLY on pulse points Do NOT marinade in event of overdose take shower
@BlaineKy: I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. Because I have no idea where sandwiches live...