@Just_Oh_Susanna: I just want to look as good as Madonna does now when I've also been dead for 27yrs.
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@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
@DiamondLou69: Saw a sign that read "Free Coupons". What I want to know is what kind of terrorist would hold coupons captive in the first place?
@SemFitty: Accidentally put Red Bull in my coffee maker this morning. I was going 130 mph down the interstate when I realized that I forgot my car.