@SoulYodeler: I just watched Bug's Life and cried the whole time I mowed the lawn.
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@Token_Geezer: Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don’t like on
@GabbbarSingh: People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number.
@ericsshadow: One time I fell off a 20ft ladder, then climbed right back up and jumped off a second time to show that ladder who's in charge.