@CroweJam: I just woke up and scared the hell out of this mortician.
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@Coolisiana: INTERVIEWER: What do you see as your biggest weakness? ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
@Reverend_Scott: Wife: "If I died, would you remarry?" Me: "Yup." Wife: "And you'd even let her use my golf clubs??" Me: "No silly! She's left handed."
@lovemydogduck: I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??