@Darlainky: I just won $50 on a scratch off! Guess y'all know who's splurging on the whole cashews next grocery trip.
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@simoncholland: My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
@Swishergirl24: The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014.
@ShesARealGenius: Sardine Wife: "What's wrong?" Sardine Husband: "I just need some space, Linda." Sardine Wife: "WHERE EXACTLY SHOULD I GO, KENNETH"