@AudreyPorne: I just won $8 on a scratch ticket. Lock up your girlfriends, I got that double cheeseburger money
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@shwebby2: Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product
@DaddyBeerGuy: Wife-CAN YOU CLEAN UP? Me-*Quietly mutters- I don't work for you! 3-*runs out of room yelling- DADDY SAYS HE DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU!
@NamestartswithZ: MENTOR: I am now sponsored by Cheetos, but it shan't affect my wise counsel ME: How can I become- MENTOR: Dangerously cheesy? Glad you asked
@topaz_kell: Safety Tip: Always have a loaded water gun ready to go in case of a home invasion by a cat burglar.