@GrantTanaka: I keep a knife in my Bible so if someone wants to kill me, I ask to read it & when I get to the 6th Commandment, I stab them in the face.
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@DontTouchMyWine: Him: I love redheads. I could totally see you being a great wife. Me: I could totally see you being a great chalk outline.
@SnizzleFrizzle: So far today I've watched cartoons, had a nap, drank chocolate milk and ate cereal for lunch. I'm basically a toddler.
@brennadine: Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment.