@t0shiba: I keep having this dream that I'm being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?
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@Izianikapani: "Just dashing to the shops" Woman [showers, washes hair, styles hair, puts on make up, chooses outfit, irons clothes] Man [grabs car keys]
@Surgyen: Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession.
@Darlainky: My daughter mockingly told me about Winemaking 101, a class her university offers. I surely hope she won't mind bumping into me on campus.
@GibJimson: Assert your dominance by crossing out your coworkers name on their food and put your own. Then eat it in front of them.