@t0shiba: I keep having this dream that I'm being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?
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@Jen_says_nah: My neighbour has diabetes and now she won't make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me.
@matt___nelson: *pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*
@7notyours: Dog pissed about wearing cone after surgery. Dog spends night banging cone against walls, keeping human awake. Dog-1 Human-0