@doooiiiit: I keep my wine glasses on the top shelf to make sure I stretch daily.
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@JessiCanadian: Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*
@teacup_giraffe: Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say "What's up, Chad?" & he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"
@ThaJawn: *braids your voodoo doll's hair Me: HAHAHAHA! She will wake up and be like "who braided my hair" HAHAHAHA