@doooiiiit: I keep my wine glasses on the top shelf to make sure I stretch daily.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered.
@Kimgee8: Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?
@thepunningman: Boss: Isn't your new job kind of a [stifling laughter] sideways move? Crab: [to HR person] see this is what I'm talking about
@ojedge: Priest Client: "So, how is my floor mural coming along?" Michelangelo: [slowly turning the blueprint in his hands 180 degrees] "Shiiiiiit."