@cjcapbt: I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away ..
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@mrtruthandsoul: Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke! Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays! Luke: NOOOOOO!!!