@cjcapbt: I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away ..
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@AristotlesNZ: Boss: Got good news & bad news. Me: Ya? Him: I'm leaving for another job. Me: Ok..Whats the bad news? Him: .. Me: You planning to come back?
@noog: One time I made a snowman and gave him a cucumber nose. Carrot noses are the standard protocol but I'm what u would call a rebel.
@Carbosly: When my boss asks me if I can "take a stab at this", I always hope she'll point to that coworker we all hate.