@TheCiscoKidder: I knew it was time to vacuum when the baby rolled over and looked like an everything bagel.
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@iamdevloper: "If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened". This was a choice made.
@AngelaEhh: My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues. ... and dates.
@brian_bilston: Here is a poem for #NationalDrinkWineDay entitled "The Problem of Writing a Poem in the Shape of a Wine Glass".