@ChaseMit: "I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In" is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner.
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@kelkulus: Felix Baumgartner's 127,000 ft jump becomes world's greatest free fall, unseating previous record set by the 2008 US Economy. #spacejump
@bobsin: If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she's practising for her next selfie
@CatherineLMK: I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing.
@IamEnidColeslaw: I've been a vegetarian for 13 years but if I ever got the chance I would absolutely 100% bite the head off the Geico gecko