@ChaseMit: "I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In" is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner.
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@_lizharvey: I LOVE THE IDEA OF BOWSER LOVINGLY FOLDING A FLYING RACCOON SUIT AND PUTTING IT IN A TREASURE CHEST FOR ME TO FIND IN HIS DUNGEON.
@joshbupkes: that moment when football players come out of the locker room and realize they're all wearing the same thing again
@Jake_Vig: My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been.
@all_about_today: Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting.