@BPMbadassmama: I know exactly how President Obama feels. Every time my kids are forced to listen to me, they make angry Republican faces.
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@fatherofcomedy: I don't like doing the same things again so much that I can never be a serial killer.
@Vice_Queen: Boss: You're late! M: It's 6.30am B: You start at 6am! M: I know but that's just crazy. This is better for me. And now we wait for HR.
@CastAwayKristen: "Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again" Also known as the contents of my refrigerator.