@JElvisWeinstein: I know my computer doesn't have a virus because I've never had an 8-bit skull and crossbones pop up onscreen laughing.
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@SCbchbum: Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.
@man_spach: My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.
@joeljeffrey: The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.