@DothTheDoth: I know Taco Bell doesn't have "I hate myself" sauce yet. But they should. They should.
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@shanethevein: I'm sorry I punched you when you said "Facebook me". I thought you said "Face punch me".
@robdelaney: Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and whispered a Drake song in it.
@mattZillaaaa: I don't mean to brag but I've perfected the confused look whenever my credit cards get declined