@Cheeseboy22: I know you're not supposed to hug the old lady giving out samples at Costco, but the sausage she gave me had cheese inside. Cheese.In.Side.
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@fillthevacuum: I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans.
@msdanifernandez: Game Show Host: if you were stranded on an island with no people, what-- Me: omg yes
@TheMichaelRock: I bet the murder rate is so low in Canada because you have to go 300 miles to find someone to kill.
@schumoo: My plans for world domination will have to be put on hold while I try to open this package of batteries.