@JennyJohnsonHi5: I know you're not supposed to question doctors, but it's weird how my dentist keeps insisting on checking my prostate.
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@tackoftheJar: *Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*
@StarWarsProblms: Leia: This is romantic Han: I know Chewie: Rwwar Leia: Does he have to be here? Han: It's a life debt. You're basically marrying us both
@shkeeber: "Knock knock" Who's there? "Russia" Russia who? "Get out of the house. I live here now."
@texasstalkermom: If you want to intimidate anyone with your screaming and honking, you may need to rethink those reindeer antlers on your car.